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Nico Beland
Oct 5, 20194 min read
Joker review
JOKER: JOAQUIN PHOENIX BRINGS A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF ANARCHY TO THE ICONIC BATMAN SUPERVILLAIN! By Nico Beland Movie Review: **** out of 4...
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Nico Beland
Oct 5, 20193 min read
Abominable review
ABOMINABLE: BREATHTAKING ANIMATED YETI MOVIE IS AS BOLD AS IT IS HUGGABLE! By Nico Beland Movie Review: *** ½ out of 4 UNIVERSAL PICTURES...
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Nico Beland
Oct 5, 20194 min read
Downton Abbey review
DOWNTON ABBEY: BIG SCREEN VERSION IS WELL-MADE BUT MOSTLY JUST FOR FANS OF THE TV SERIES! By Nico Beland Movie Review: ** ½ out of 4...
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Nico Beland
Sep 23, 20194 min read
Rambo: Last Blood review
RAMBO: LAST BLOOD: SYLVESTER STALLONE’S FINAL OUTING AS THE ICONIC ACTION HERO DISAPPOINTS! By Nico Beland Movie Review: * out of 4...
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Nico Beland
Sep 23, 20193 min read
Ad Astra review
AD ASTRA: BRAD PITT SPACE ADVENTURE IS A VISUALLY STRIKING AND EMOTIONALLY POWERFUL ROLLER-COASTER! By Nico Beland Movie Review: *** ½...
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Nico Beland
Sep 23, 20194 min read
Steven Universe: The Movie review
STEVEN UNIVERSE: THE MOVIE: THIS CARTOON NETWORK TV MOVIE IS A “GEM” TO TREASURE! By Nico Beland Movie Review: *** ½ out of 4 CARTOON...
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Nico Beland
Sep 9, 20194 min read
It: Chapter Two review
IT: CHAPTER TWO: A BIT OVERLONG BUT JUST AS FRIGHTENING AND FUN AS ITS PREDECESSOR WITH A SURPRISING AMOUNT OF EMOTION AS WELL! By Nico...
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Nico Beland
Sep 7, 20194 min read
Don't Let Go review
DON’T LET GO: DESPITE A UNIQUE PREMISE, IT’S BEST TO SEND THIS DISJOINTED THRILLER TO VOICEMAIL! By Nico Beland Movie Review: ** out of 4...
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Nico Beland
Aug 28, 20194 min read
Angel Has Fallen review
ANGEL HAS FALLEN: YEP, ANOTHER ONE OF THESE AND SOMEHOW EVEN DUMBER AND LAZIER THAN ITS PREDECESSORS! By Nico Beland Movie Review: * ½...
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Nico Beland
Aug 24, 20193 min read
Ready or Not review
READY OR NOT: THIS GAME OF HIDE-AND-SEEK IS DARK, TWISTED, FUN! By Nico Beland Movie Review: *** ½ out of 4 FOX SEARCHLIGHT PICTURES...
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Nico Beland
Aug 18, 20194 min read
The Angry Birds Movie 2 review
THE ANGRY BIRDS MOVIE 2: HOLY “PLUCKING” HECK, THIS ANIMATED FOLLOW-UP IS SURPRISINGLY FUNNY! By Nico Beland Movie Review: *** out of 4...
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Nico Beland
Aug 18, 20194 min read
Blinded by the Light review
BLINDED BY THE LIGHT: I GUARANTEE YOU’LL BE COMPLETELY BLINDED BY THIS LIGHT IN ALL THE BEST WAYS! By Nico Beland Movie Review: **** out...
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Nico Beland
Aug 18, 20194 min read
Good Boys review
GOOD BOYS: THESE BAD BOYS ARE GOOD, AND SO IS THIS VERY FUNNY COMEDY! By Nico Beland Movie Review: *** out of 4 UNIVERSAL PICTURES Three...
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Nico Beland
Aug 13, 20194 min read
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark review
SCARY STORIES TO TELL IN THE DARK: FILM ADAPTATION OF POPULAR BOOK SERIES IS CREEPY FUN! By Nico Beland Movie Review: *** out of 4...
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Nico Beland
Aug 13, 20195 min read
Dora and the Lost City of Gold review
DORA AND THE LOST CITY OF GOLD: LIVE-ACTION ADAPTATION IS AN UNEXPECTEDLY FUN ADVENTURE FOR ALL AGES! By Nico Beland Movie Review: ***...
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Nico Beland
Aug 13, 20194 min read
The Kitchen review
THE KITCHEN: TALENTED LEADS GET TRAPPED IN A MOSTLY HALF-BAKED CRIME-THRILLER! By Nico Beland Movie Review: ** ½ out of 4 WARNER BROS....
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Nico Beland
Aug 7, 20194 min read
Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw review
FAST & FURIOUS PRESENTS: HOBBS & SHAW: THE ROCK TEAMS UP WITH THE TRANSPORTER, THIS FAST & FURIOUS SPIN-OFF IS AS FUN AS IT SOUNDS! By...
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Nico Beland
Jul 29, 20194 min read
Another Cinema Snob Movie review
ANOTHER CINEMA SNOB MOVIE: SECOND “SNOB” FILM IS A LAUGH RIOT WITH CANNIBALS, ZOMBIE CLOWNS, AND A GUY WHO REVIEWS PORN! By Nico Beland...
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Nico Beland
Jul 29, 20194 min read
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood review
ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD: TARANTINO’S 9THFILM LIGHTS UP THE STREETS OF L.A. WITH HIS TRADEMARK FLAIR! By Nico Beland Movie Review:...
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Nico Beland
Jul 23, 20194 min read
The Lion King review
THE LION KING: GORGEOUS VISUALS BUT LAZY, THERE IS NO KING HERE! By Nico Beland Movie Review: ** out of 4 DISNEY Jon Favreau (Iron Man 1...
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