Nico Beland
Another Cinema Snob Movie review
ANOTHER CINEMA SNOB MOVIE: SECOND “SNOB” FILM IS A LAUGH RIOT WITH CANNIBALS, ZOMBIE CLOWNS, AND A GUY WHO REVIEWS PORN! By Nico Beland...
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Nico Beland
Jul 29, 20194 min read
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood review
ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD: TARANTINO’S 9THFILM LIGHTS UP THE STREETS OF L.A. WITH HIS TRADEMARK FLAIR! By Nico Beland Movie Review:...
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Nico Beland
Jul 23, 20194 min read
The Lion King review
THE LION KING: GORGEOUS VISUALS BUT LAZY, THERE IS NO KING HERE! By Nico Beland Movie Review: ** out of 4 DISNEY Jon Favreau (Iron Man 1...
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Nico Beland
Jul 23, 20193 min read
Crawl review
CRAWL: ALLIGATOR CREATURE FEATURE IS MINDLESS FUN! By Nico Beland Movie Review: *** out of 4 PARAMOUNT PICTURES The alligators have...
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Nico Beland
Jul 16, 20194 min read
Stuber review
STUBER: A PASSABLY FUNNY RIDE BUT NOT QUITE WORTHY OF A 5-STAR RATING! By Nico Beland Movie Review: ** ½ out of 4 20TH CENTURY FOX An...
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Nico Beland
Jul 3, 20194 min read
Spider-Man: Far From Home review
SPIDER-MAN: FAR FROM HOME: SPIDEY GOES TO EUROPE IN THIS FUN FOLLOW-UP! By Nico Beland Movie Review: *** ½ out of 4 COLUMBIA PICTURES AND...
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Nico Beland
Jul 3, 20194 min read
Annabelle Comes Home review
ANNABELLE COMES HOME: SAME SCARES FANS COME TO EXPECT WHICH IS EITHER ITS GREATEST STRENGTH OR WEAKNESS! By Nico Beland Movie Review: **...
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Nico Beland
Jun 24, 20195 min read
Child's Play review
CHILD’S PLAY: SLASHER MOVIE ICON GETS A MODERN UPDATE THAT WORKS! By Nico Beland Movie Review: *** out of 4 ORION PICTURES AND UNITED...
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Nico Beland
Jun 22, 20194 min read
Toy Story 4 review
TOY STORY 4: FOURTH “TOY” OUTING IS AN EMOTIONAL POWERHOUSE AND WORTHY (POSSIBLE) CONCLUSION TO THIS ACCLAIMED ANIMATED SAGA! By Nico...
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Nico Beland
Jun 15, 20194 min read
Men in Black: International review
MEN IN BLACK: INTERNATIONAL: INTERNATIONAL DIVISION HAS TWO CHARMING LEADS MINUS THE WIT OF ITS PREDECESSORS! By Nico Beland Movie...
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Nico Beland
Jun 15, 20194 min read
The Secret Life of Pets 2 review
THE SECRET LIFE OF PETS 2: ANIMATED FOLLOW-UP IS CUTE ENOUGH BUT DISJOINTED! By Nico Beland Movie Review: ** ½ out of 4 UNIVERSAL...
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Nico Beland
Jun 7, 20194 min read
Dark Phoenix review
DARK PHOENIX: FINAL X-MEN MOVIE GOES OUT ON A HUGELY DISAPPOINTING NOTE! By Nico Beland Movie Review: * ½ out of 4 20TH CENTURY FOX AND...
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Nico Beland
Jun 6, 20194 min read
Booksmart review
BOOKSMART: OLIVIA WILDE’S DIRECTORIAL DEBUT IS GENUINELY FANTASTIC AND LOADED WITH NON-STOP LAUGHS! By Nico Beland Movie Review: **** out...
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Nico Beland
Jun 4, 20193 min read
Rocketman review
ROCKETMAN: ELTON JOHN BIOPIC WILL BLOW YOU AWAY! By Nico Beland Movie Review: *** ½ out of 4 PARAMOUNT PICTURES Not to be confused with...
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Nico Beland
Jun 1, 20194 min read
Godzilla: King of the Monsters review
GODZILLA: KING OF THE MONSTERS: BIGGER IS…MORE ENTERTAINING IN THIS MONSTROUS FOLLOW-UP! By Nico Beland Movie Review: *** out of 4 WARNER...
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Nico Beland
May 26, 20195 min read
Aladdin review
ALADDIN: LIVE-ACTION DISNEY REMAKE LACKS THE ORIGINAL’S MAGIC! By Nico Beland Movie Review: ** out of 4 DISNEY The tale of the friendship...
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Nico Beland
May 24, 20194 min read
Brightburn review
BRIGHTBURN: SUPERHERO HORROR FLICK IS CREEPY BUT FLAWED! By Nico Beland Movie Review: *** out of 4 SCREEN GEMS AND STAGE 6 FILMS A...
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Nico Beland
May 18, 20194 min read
John Wick: Chapter 3: Parabellum review
JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 3: PARABELLUM: WICK’S THIRD OUTING IS PURE ACTION MOVIE ADRENALINE! By Nico Beland Movie Review: *** ½ out of 4...
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Nico Beland
May 12, 20194 min read
Pokémon: Detective Pikachu review
POKÉMON: DETECTIVE PIKACHU: A CASE WORTH TAKING FOR DIE-HARD POKÉ-FANS! By Nico Beland Movie Review: *** out of 4 WARNER BROS. PICTURES...
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Nico Beland
May 4, 20194 min read
UglyDolls review
UGLYDOLLS: COLORFUL PLUSHY ANIMATED ADVENTURE IS WARM-HEARTED BUT BLAND AND FORGETTABLE! By Nico Beland Movie Review: ** out of 4 STX...
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