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Nico Beland
Sep 26, 20223 min read
The Woman King review
THE WOMAN KING: VIOLA DAVIS IS FIERCE IN THIS THRILLING HISTORICAL EPIC! By Nico Beland Movie Review: *** ½ out of 4 TRISTAR PICTURES...
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Nico Beland
Sep 26, 20224 min read
Bullet Train review
BULLET TRAIN: BRAD PITT AND CO. KEEP THIS SILLY TRAIN RIDE ON TRACK! By Nico Beland Movie Review: *** out of 4 COLUMBIA PICTURES Some...
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Nico Beland
Apr 3, 20225 min read
Morbius review
MORBIUS: SPIDER-MAN SPIN-OFF SHOWS ITS FANGS, BUT LACKS BITE! By Nico Beland Movie Review: * out of 4 COLUMBIA PICTURES AND MARVEL Jared...
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Nico Beland
Feb 26, 20225 min read
Uncharted review
UNCHARTED: NOT A VERY GOOD UNCHARTED MOVIE, BUT A MODERATELY ENJOYABLE AND SILLY, IF NOT EXTREMELY BARE-BONES ADVENTURE! By Nico Beland...
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Nico Beland
Feb 26, 20225 min read
Hotel Transylvania: Transformania review
HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA: TRANSFORMANIA: FOURTH (AND APPARENTLY FINAL) HOTEL VISIT HAS ITS MOMENTS BUT IS UNNECESSARY IN THE END! By Nico...
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Nico Beland
Dec 18, 20215 min read
Spider-Man: No Way Home review
SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME: NOT ONLY A GREAT SPIDER-MAN MOVIE, BUT A LOVE LETTER TO THE WEB-SLINGER’S NEAR-20-YEAR HISTORY ON THE BIG...
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Nico Beland
Dec 7, 20215 min read
Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City review
RESIDENT EVIL: WELCOME TO RACCOON CITY: ARGUABLY AN IMPROVEMENT OVER ITS PREDECESSORS, BUT PLOT AND CHARACTERIZATION ARE AS BIG A MESS AS...
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Nico Beland
Dec 7, 20215 min read
Ghostbusters: Afterlife review
GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE: FOR A FILM THAT’S DECADES TOO LATE, THESE NEW “BUSTERS” ARE WORTH A CALL FOR A NOSTALGIA-FILLED BLAST! By Nico...
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Nico Beland
Oct 8, 20215 min read
Venom: Let There Be Carnage review
VENOM: LET THERE BE CARNAGE: SEQUEL TO SPIDER-MAN SPIN-OFF HAS MORE BITE THIS TIME AROUND, ALBEIT THE END RESULT IS STILL JUST AS SILLY...
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Nico Beland
Aug 23, 20214 min read
Don't Breathe 2 review
DON’T BREATHE 2: STEPHEN LANG RETURNS IN THIS EXTREMELY MIDDLE-OF-THE-ROAD HORROR SEQUEL! By Nico Beland Movie Review: ** ½ out of 4...
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Nico Beland
Aug 23, 20214 min read
Escape Room: Tournament of Champions review
ESCAPE ROOM: TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS: THIS IS ONE DISAPPOINTING “ROOM”, EVEN MORE SO THAN ITS PREDECESSOR! By Nico Beland Movie Review:...
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Nico Beland
Jul 4, 20214 min read
Peter Rabbit 2: The Runaway review
PETER RABBIT 2: THE RUNAWAY: A CUTE, FURRY, AND PERFECTLY SERVICEABLE FOLLOW-UP THAT PARENTS CAN WATCH WITH THEIR KIDS! By Nico Beland...
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Nico Beland
Jun 9, 20215 min read
The Mitchells VS the Machines review
THE MITCHELLS VS THE MACHINES: A DELIGHTFULLY ABSURD BUT ALSO VERY HEARTFELT ANIMATED ROAD TRIP THAT’S DEFINITELY WORTH GOING ON! By Nico...
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Nico Beland
Feb 10, 20214 min read
Monster Hunter review
MONSTER HUNTER: ANOTHER CAPCOM VIDEO GAME FRANCHISE FALLS INTO THE HANDS OF PAUL W.S. ANDERSON AND MILLA JOVOVICH…YOU KNOW WHAT YOU’RE...
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Nico Beland
Mar 23, 20204 min read
Bloodshot review
BLOODSHOT: ASIDE FROM A FEW INTERESTING IDEAS AND FUN MOMENTS, THIS VIN DIESEL “UPGRADE” FEELS MORE LIKE A DOWNGRADE! By Nico Beland...
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Nico Beland
Feb 2, 20205 min read
Bad Boys for Life review
BAD BOYS FOR LIFE: THE BAD BOYS GO BACK TO THEIR ROOTS FOR AN ACTION-PACKED FINAL RIDE! By Nico Beland Movie Review: *** out of 4...
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Nico Beland
Jan 7, 20204 min read
The Grudge review
THE GRUDGE: R-RATED HORROR REBOOT PROVES THAT EXCESSIVE JUMP-SCARES AND GORE AREN’T ENOUGH TO BUILD UP SCARES OR TELL A COMPELLING STORY!...
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Nico Beland
Jan 7, 20204 min read
Little Women review
LITTLE WOMEN: GRETA GERWIG BRINGS A SMART AND THOROUGHLY DELIGHTFUL UPDATE OF THE CLASSIC STORY TO THE SCREEN! By Nico Beland Movie...
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Nico Beland
Dec 14, 20195 min read
Jumanji: The Next Level review
JUMANJI: THE NEXT LEVEL: THIRD “GAME” MAY BE ON REPEAT, BUT STILL HAS PLENTY OF REPLAY VALUE! By Nico Beland Movie Review: *** out of 4...
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Nico Beland
Dec 7, 20195 min read
A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood review
A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: TOM HANKS SHINES AS ONE OF THE MOST INFLUENTIAL TELEVISION STARS OF ALL TIME IN THIS WHOLESOME AND...
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