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Nico Beland
Sep 26, 20225 min read
Paws of Fury: The Legend of Hank review
PAWS OF FURY: THE LEGEND OF HANK: ANIMATED SAMURAI SPOOF ISN’T THAT “LEGENDARY”, BUT IT’S MOSTLY HARMLESS! By Nico Beland Movie Review:...
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Nico Beland
Jun 12, 20225 min read
Top Gun: Maverick review
TOP GUN: MAVERICK: SEQUEL TO ICONIC 1986 FILM WILL TAKE YOUR BREATH AWAY! By Nico Beland Movie Review: *** ½ out of 4 PARAMOUNT PICTURES...
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Nico Beland
Apr 10, 20225 min read
Sonic the Hedgehog 2 review
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 2: SEQUEL FULLY EMBRACES ITS VIDEO GAME ROOTS! By Nico Beland Movie Review: *** ½ out of 4 PARAMOUNT PICTURES AND SEGA...
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Nico Beland
Apr 3, 20224 min read
The Lost City review
THE LOST CITY: SANDRA BULLOCK AND CHANNING TATUM ARE A POWERHOUSE DUO IN THIS INCREDIBLY FUNNY ADVENTURE-COMEDY! By Nico Beland Movie...
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Nico Beland
Feb 26, 20224 min read
Jackass Forever review
JACKASS FOREVER: STUPIDITY REIGNS SUPREME IN THIS OUTRAGEOUS FOURTH OUTING! By Nico Beland Movie Review: *** out of 4 PARAMOUNT PICTURES...
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Nico Beland
Feb 26, 20225 min read
Scream review
SCREAM: FIFTH OUTING CONTINUES THE FORMULA OF SLASHER VIOLENCE AND META-HUMOR WITH A THOUGHT-PROVOKING “STAB” AT EXTREME FANDOMS! By Nico...
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Nico Beland
Dec 7, 20215 min read
Clifford the Big Red Dog review
CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG: BOOK-TO-FILM ADAPTATION IS HEARTFELT BUT ALSO RIDDLED WITH TIRESOME KIDS’ MOVIE TROPES AND POTTY HUMOR! By Nico...
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Nico Beland
Aug 23, 20214 min read
PAW Patrol: The Movie review
PAW PATROL: THE MOVIE: FILM BASED ON POPULAR NICKELODEON SHOW IS CUTE FUN FOR ALL-AGES! By Nico Beland Movie Review: *** out of 4...
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Nico Beland
Aug 23, 20215 min read
Snake Eyes review
SNAKE EYES: G.I. JOE ORIGINS: THIS “SNAKE” LACKS BITE! By Nico Beland Movie Review: ** out of 4 PARAMOUNT PICTURES, MGM, AND...
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Nico Beland
Jun 9, 20214 min read
A Quiet Place: Part II review
A QUIET PLACE: PART II: HORROR SEQUEL DELIVERS PLENTY OF SCARES! By Nico Beland Movie Review: *** out of 4 PARAMOUNT PICTURES Those...
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Nico Beland
Apr 1, 20215 min read
The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge On the Run review
THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE ON THE RUN: THIRD FILM BASED ON LONG-RUNNING NICKELODEON SERIES DOESN’T DO MUCH NEW, BUT IT’S A RELATIVELY...
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Nico Beland
Jun 13, 20203 min read
The Lovebirds review
THE LOVEBIRDS: WILD NIGHT ROM-COM IS A FUNNY ALBEIT FORMULAIC TIME WASTER! By Nico Beland Movie Review: *** out of 4 NETFLIX AND...
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Nico Beland
Feb 14, 20205 min read
Sonic the Hedgehog review
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG: VIDEO GAME BASED MOVIE IS FORMULAIC BUT OFFERS PLENTY OF FAST-PACED FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY AS WELL AS LONGTIME...
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Nico Beland
Feb 2, 20204 min read
The Rhythm Section review
THE RHYTHM SECTION: EVEN WITH STAR POWER LIKE BLAKE LIVELY AND JUDE LAW, THIS ACTION-THRILLER IS ONE UNDERWHELMING “RHYTHM”! By Nico...
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Nico Beland
Nov 19, 20194 min read
Terminator: Dark Fate review
TERMINATOR: DARK FATE: ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER AND LINDA HAMILTON ARE BACK TO SAVE THIS CLUSTERF*CK OF A FRANCHISE! By Nico Beland Movie...
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Nico Beland
Oct 24, 20194 min read
Gemini Man review
GEMINI MAN: ANG LEE’S LATEST HAS A UNIQUE PREMISE AND SOME IMPRESSIVE ACTION SEQUENCES AS WELL AS A STRONG PERFORMANCE BY WILL SMITH BUT...
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Nico Beland
Aug 13, 20195 min read
Dora and the Lost City of Gold review
DORA AND THE LOST CITY OF GOLD: LIVE-ACTION ADAPTATION IS AN UNEXPECTEDLY FUN ADVENTURE FOR ALL AGES! By Nico Beland Movie Review: ***...
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Nico Beland
Jul 23, 20193 min read
Crawl review
CRAWL: ALLIGATOR CREATURE FEATURE IS MINDLESS FUN! By Nico Beland Movie Review: *** out of 4 PARAMOUNT PICTURES The alligators have...
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Nico Beland
Jun 4, 20193 min read
Rocketman review
ROCKETMAN: ELTON JOHN BIOPIC WILL BLOW YOU AWAY! By Nico Beland Movie Review: *** ½ out of 4 PARAMOUNT PICTURES Not to be confused with...
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Nico Beland
Apr 12, 20194 min read
Pet Sematary review
PET SEMATARY: SOMETIMES REMADE IS (A LITTLE) BETTER, EXCEPT WHEN IT ISN’T! By Nico Beland Movie Review: ** ½ out of 4 PARAMOUNT PICTURES...
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